"I knew what Cholera was!" She told me all happy with herself referring to a discussion they had in science class.
Lol. She Loves Dr. Quinn. Just like me.
My friend Kelly had this on her blog. (She has a cool blog, check it out, she is basically too cool for me, but oh well.)I thought it was funny. Number 12 is stinking funny! I edited one bad word in case anyone cares. And I don't like the beer one. I'm prude that way. Oh.... and the mother in me disapproves of number 10 even though it is a bit true. And 21 cracks me up because there are so many movies my mom let me watch (can we all say dirty dancing? I know this applies to you too!) and now that I'm a mom I wonder what my mom was thinking! And just because we talked about dirty dancing it reminded me to say how much I always loved Patrick Swayze and that I miss seeing his face around. And at the bottom of this post I put a really just beautiful picture of him and his wife. Case you care. Sorry, is it too risque?
Also Kate keeps breaking my heart when ever she gets in trouble. She tells me "mom! You can't be mad at little people" and she gets all broken hearted. Tonight I yelled (yes, it's true :( ) for her to go to bed. "But mom! You're our mom!" Or she'll say "I like you" or even "I love you" She has got all these really great guilt laden one liners down.
32 Truths for Mature People
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! From Daily HaHa
I miss my blogging!!! But I have been busy with rocks. I PROMISE to blog about that tommorow.
3 comments:
ha ha funny. don't let mike read #30 or you'll never hear the end of it :) some of these ring sooo true. My personal fav is number 24. too funny!
Thanks for the laugh =)
Christina said...I know all too well the horror of #29.....Terri does too I think!
Linda J. said...Love It!
Linda H. said...I would have double liked Christina's comment if I could have. That memory makes me laugh out loud to this day. And that was a highly entertaining list! 15,24,25!! Thanks for sharing.
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