Remember I told you guys I was saving marriages?

The other day Rhett and I were in Wal-mart (BLECKOLA!!!!) and I saw my way pregnant friend. After we chatted a bit I took Rhett aside and made him shake (although he wasn't quite as passionate as  I was about it) that he would promise me right then and there that every child his wife bore, he would send her flowers in the hospital NO MATTER WHAT!

I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND why this has not passed as a law yet. When a women has a baby she needs flowers in the hospital. Plain and simple.

I am not even complaining about Corey in regards to this because I did receive flowers a few times.

I am just saying it needs to be a rule.

My new boss Nick just had a baby boy. We were chatting, in between saving men's feet by selling appropriate work boots, (No joke! Today I had to make sure this man had the right tread to climb on a house!! Talk about responsibility!) and I asked Nick if he sent his wife flowers. He said no. Of course I was like....What the what is that all about!!!!! He said....IT HADN'T EVEN CROSSED HIS MIND!!!!!!!!

I guess I am a meddler. I told my boss that he needed to do that right away. Even though she is already home from the hospital I told him he still needed to do it and thank her for giving him a son. ASAP!!!!!!

He actually liked the idea and said he would. It had just NEVER accured to him. FOR REALS  PEOPLE?????

I also told him that under NO circumstances was he to tell her that I said to do it. I told him he needed to pretend he came up with the idea all on hims own! He said since  I gave him permission to do so he would.

So a few days later when I came to work he was very excited to tell me he had done it and that she loved it.

I am totally full of good advice. People should listen to me more often. I could save the world.